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After some goofiness with the registration of the domain name, we are back. I’m sure you were worried.

Lately, I’ve been becoming increasingly forgetful. I attribute this to my sinus stuffiness that seems to agitate my ability to focus on things — I will very often open a new web browser with the intent of looking at something that popped into mind, and by the time the browser loads, I’ve completely forgotten what it was that I was going to do. To counter this, I try to recall what things I was just thinking about and in what order. This has a fairly low success rate.

Other times, I will know exactly what it is that I’m looking for, but I cannot for the life of me remember what its insipid ‘Web 2.0′ name is. I know what its purpose is, I can even remember the general look of its user interface. I’ll even remember the glossy, vector artwork and the large, smooth font that it uses for its logo, but the name is some nonsense ‘flowy’-type word that has nothing to do with anything.

Google gets away with it because “Google” is the second-most commonly used word in the American household, right behind “fuck”.

Today, I downloaded this amazing, ‘next-generation’ screenshot capture utility. It will not just take screenshots, it will let you add to them (you can add arrows, highlight details or add text boxes with your comments), even create screencasts. It will take your finished product and save it to a file, upload it to a designated FTP server, or even post it to free web hosting (even for screencasts). That’s pretty cool.

Its name is Jing. I installed it a few hours ago and just spent three minutes digging through my Start menu trying to remember what the hell it was called.

I guess it goes without saying that I much prefer names like, Launchy. Once I make the connection mentally, I know exactly what I’m getting and tend not to forget it.

I wonder why we’ve gone this route.. Have all the good names been taken?

For fun: Web 2.0 Name Generator.
For comments: Post the names that always give you problems.

7:33:03 PM headman_in_co_m - hi, hows it going

7:34:00 PM jason - what
*I look up headman’s profile*

7:34:33 PM headman_in_co_m - just sayin hi man

7:35:14 PM jason - wow, that sucks. i had no idea that i looked gay.

7:35:45 PM headman_in_co_m - you don’t man

7:35:57 PM jason - thanks for that. talk to you never again.

7:36:12 PM headman_in_co_m - =))

jennifer_johnsmith 8:51:06 PM BUZZ!!!
jennifer_johnsmith 8:51:09 PM hello

jennifer_johnsmith 9:17:05 PM BUZZ!!!
jennifer_johnsmith 9:17:07 PM hi

jason 4:36:27 PM god what
jason 4:38:14 PM oh man, i’ve been sick all week.
jason 4:39:03 PM was out of work tues-fri, and slept most of the day saturday. but last night, my girlfriend and I went to a friend’s birthday party.
jason 4:39:37 PM we were only there for like two and a half hours before she was drunk and I was about to throw up.
jason 4:40:38 PM when we got back to her place, i retched in her bathroom a little bit, but managed to keep it down. we slept, then woke up this morning and had some breakfast and hung out all day. her work started at 4PM, so I left, got home, walked into the bathroom and threw up right into the toilet.
jason 4:40:45 PM it was violent, too. almost otherworldy.
jason 4:41:48 PM anyway, you know how immediately after vomiting, you feel invincible? the adrenaline’s coursing through your veins, and your brain is sending those ‘ALL CLEAR — ALL CLEAR’ signals?
jason 4:42:42 PM i’m afraid that I’m going to walk off and do something, then have to face that followup puke that occurs twenty minutes afterwards.
jason 4:42:58 PM ok bye

I’ve been buying Japanese releases of some of my favorite new albums. It’s an expensive endeavor, but it’s the little things that make it worth it, really.

Most importantly, the content. Japanese releases often include bonus tracks, usually non-album tracks featured on singles, splits, or EPs. For example, the Japanese release of Red Sparowes “At the Soundless Dawn” album includes their contribution to their split with Gregor Samsa, a seven minute epic. The Japanese release of jesu’s “Conqueror” comes in a unique two-disc case. The first disc is “Conqueror”, while the second disc is the “Sun Down / Sun Rise EP”. This is notable because that EP was intended to be a vinyl-only release that wasn’t released for another three months.

Other spiffs include extra printed goodies, like an insert which includes a band bio and track listing translated into Japanese. There’s also the spinecard — usually, the album artwork is completely unchanged from the source, spinecards are wrapped around the left side of the jewel case, which include the band name, album title and any other short blurbs in Japanese. These are often tasteful and sometimes include extensions of the cover artwork when correctly overlaid on the case.

Also, disc manufacturing in Japan is no joke. While things are finally turning around here in the US and even the smaller labels are catching on, there’s clearly something special about it. Print quality on the disc surface is often improved. Most Japanese disc manufacturing plants are also nice enough not to brand each disc with their name or website (but now I’m nitpicking).

Today, these arrived –

Three Japanese CDs — Pelican “City of Echoes” (top), Big Business “Here Come the Waterworks” (bottom left), and Red Sparowes “Every Red Heart Shines Toward the Red Sun” (bottom right).

Notice that none of these packages include the dreaded top-seal. Remember those huge plastic, clamshell fuckers retailers used to encase their discs in, and their poor checkout girl would roll her eyes at you every time you brought one to the counter? Well, nobody else liked them either, and most American retailers began insisting labels include top-seals to help deter shoplifting while reducing costly bulk. Also, it’s a nice trade-off that you can look at the top edge of the jewel case and visually sort through the discs when shopping at a store.

Once outside the store, the love affair ends as you attempt to remove the seal to get into your rightfully purchased media. (For what it’s worth, I’ve found the best way to do this is to unhinge the bottom hook of the jewel case, lift it up over the top of the case, then carefully pull the sticker off.) Some manufacturers have even committed atrocities involving these, including slapping them directly on digipacks.

Does anyone else remember buying any DVDs with three of these fuckers slapped over all opening ends of the case? Whoever did that needs to be shot in the face.

Well, I guess the Japanese have greater faith in their customers, because even the plastic wrap has a sort-of pull tab that allows you to lift and tear the plastic away.

Digipacks get special treatment and are sealed in ‘baggies’ with some sticky goop on the cellophane.

Here, I’ve scanned the covers and laid the front portion of the spinecard over top:

Here’s what extras are included in each of these versions:

Pelican “City of Echoes” — This is a unique two-disc version. The first disc is identical to the US version, the second disc is a DVD of a live performance in Los Angeles from 9/26/2006.

Big Business “Here Comes the Waterworks” — This includes the full content of the “Tour II EP” as bonus tracks at the end of the disc.

Red Sparowes “Every Red Hearts Shines Toward the Red Sun” — This includes “As the Black Wind Withers in the Sky, We are Graced Dimly in our Dreams”, their 14-minute contribution to their 12″ split with Grails.

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I have a point for bringing this up. There’s a lot of talk today about the digital music revolution, how people are moving away from owning physical media to digital downloads or subscription services. My personal opinion is that people would be more interested in owning or collecting albums if we didn’t treat them like thieves, and that a $16 CD purchase should give you a little more than a disc with two sheets of paper in a plastic casing. There has to be a REASON to prefer one format over another. Discs are (by today’s ever-shrinking standards) bulky and prone to failure, but people can be coerced into taking care of them if they believe they have value. That value is determined by the sum of its parts, not completely and entirely by the content of the disc.

As digital music beings to take over, will we see the end of the ‘product’? By that, I mean, will anyone bother to create innovative, thought-provoking album artwork, or write liner notes? This is a tradition as old as the concept of “the album”. Will physical distribution of music still be with us in ten years?

jennymoon3333 1:41:04 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 1:41:06 PM you there
jennymoon3333 1:41:09 PM hello
jennymoon3333 1:41:22 PM am trying to send you and email but it does not work out hun
jennymoon3333 1:41:23 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 1:41:27 PM you there now
jennymoon3333 1:41:29 PM hello
jennymoon3333 1:41:45 PM am sure the payment has deliver to you there now hun

jennymoon3333 3:00:57 PM By now you must have gotten the check so whats up, you havent get back to me
jennymoon3333 3:00:58 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 3:00:58 PM hi

jennymoon3333 5:23:03 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 5:23:05 PM hello
jennymoon3333 5:23:14 PM the payment has deliver to you
jennymoon3333 5:23:18 PM please get back to me
jennymoon3333 5:23:19 PM ok

jason 7:55:56 PM MY FORTUNE COOKIE READS “LUCK WILL VISIT YOU ON THE NEXT FULL MOON”
jason 7:56:19 PM WE HAVE A FUNNY JOKE WHERE WE SAY “IN BED” AT THE END OF EVERY FORTUNE!
jason 7:56:21 PM HAHAHAHA
jason 7:56:47 PM BUZZ!!!
jason 7:57:11 PM BUZZ!!! YOU STUPID TWAT

jennymoon3333 3:47:52 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 3:47:52 PM Hello
jennymoon3333 3:54:40 PM BUZZ!!!

jason 4:33:21 PM BUZZ!!!

jennymoon3333 4:33:31 PM hello

jason 4:33:56 PM BUZZ!!!
jason 4:34:05 PM THAT’S A LOT OF FUN

jennymoon3333 4:34:08 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 4:34:12 PM ok

jason 4:34:21 PM BUZZ!!!

jennymoon3333 4:35:10 PM okay
jennymoon3333 4:35:20 PM the payment will soon get there with you
jennymoon3333 4:35:20 PM ok

jason 4:35:50 PM OK AND I WILL JUST DEPOSIT IT INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SPEND IT ON BLOW
jason 4:35:57 PM BUZZ!!!

jennymoon3333 4:37:18 PM ohh okay

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jason 6:05:05 PM BUZZ!!!
jason 6:05:09 PM I HAVE A QUESTION
jason 6:05:14 PM FOR YOU

jennymoon3333 6:05:15 PM okay
jennymoon3333 6:05:30 PM ask me anything you want to ask from me

jason 6:05:39 PM WHEN DO I FILL OUT MY W-2

jennymoon3333 6:05:50 PM i do not understand that huh

jason 6:06:06 PM MY TAX FORMS FOR EXPLOYMENT

jennymoon3333 6:06:18 PM ohh i see
jennymoon3333 6:06:32 PM you will do that as soon you get the first payment
jennymoon3333 6:06:32 PM okay

jason 6:07:12 PM OH OK SO IS MY BENEFITS INFORMATION INCLUDED
jason 6:07:34 PM I NEED 2 TRANSFER MY 401K

jennymoon3333 6:07:53 PM yeah

jennymoon3333 1:29:12 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 1:29:15 PM Hello,Am (jenny) am from pine bluff AR i work in UK and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a partime worker and we are willing to pay $400 dollas for every transaction,which wouldnt affect ur present state of work,if u are interested pls am online u can chat with me.

jason 3:23:42 PM OH BOY $400 THIS TIME
jason 3:30:57 PM PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT GOOD JOBS
jason 3:31:11 PM I NEED A JOB MY MOMMY DON’T MAKE NO MONEYS
jason 3:43:43 PM BUZZ!!!
jason 4:23:13 PM BUZZZBBMMBBZBZ!!!!BBZZMMMUZZZUUUZZB!!!!!

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jennymoon3333 8:59:58 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 9:00:01 PM hello
jennymoon3333 9:00:04 PM are you there now
jennymoon3333 9:00:13 PM and i would love to talk to you here now
jennymoon3333 9:00:14 PM ok

jason 9:00:18 PM I AM SO TOTALLY HERE
jason 9:00:23 PM LET’S DO THIS

jennymoon3333 9:01:06 PM hello
jennymoon3333 9:01:10 PM how are you doing today?

jason 9:01:36 PM SEXCELLENT
jason 9:01:39 PM I MEAN EXCELLENT

jennymoon3333 9:02:09 PM nice to hear that from you

jason 9:02:53 PM CAN YOU TELL ME HOW YOUR COMPANY WORKS

jennymoon3333 9:03:21 PM first off all i will like to know ur asl and what u do for a living Am 35/ female / England, london,I work as the manager for global investment instititute www.Global-Investment-Institute.com
jennymoon3333 9:05:03 PM and you

jason 9:05:35 PM I AM 34 MALE FROM WARSHINGTON I AM A JUNIOR EJACULATE DISPOSAL AGENT

jennymoon3333 9:06:18 PM okay
jennymoon3333 9:06:37 PM Our main headquaters is located in africa were we are into investment ,but all transfers and anything that has to do with payments are refered to England

jason 9:07:06 PM THAT SOUNDS PERFECTLY LEGAL
jason 9:07:56 PM WHAT KIND OF TRANSACTIONS DO YOU DEAL WITH

jennymoon3333 9:08:30 PM we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieves payments from our customers in the states.

jason 9:08:53 PM YES BUT WHAT ARE THE PAYMENTS FOR
jason 9:09:09 PM I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SERVICES DOES YOUR COMPANY PROVIDE

jennymoon3333 9:09:12 PM cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,300 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who willbe handling that aspect,
jennymoon3333 9:09:35 PM have you visit the company webpage ?

jason 9:10:26 PM YES BUT IT IS NOT CLEAR WHAT SERVICE YOU PROVIDE

jennymoon3333 9:11:52 PM we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieve payments from our customers in the states And we are willing to pay 10%per evrypayment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur regular job while you work for us.This rural based Company and it’s directors are involved in a number of activities, from I.T. to engineering to agriculture to Lifestyle (Luggage and Clothing) and Tourism. The challenges are: working with small companies and individuals in the ‘rural areas’ of Northumberland and Cumbria - offering marketing assistance, management advice and support or, linkage with other UK or International companies, finance and sometimes …… a life-line!
jennymoon3333 9:11:54 PM okay
jennymoon3333 9:12:57 PM This company has produced award winning Luggage and Sporting Bags at it’s factory in Cumbria for very many years using British materials and still produces their classical range in rugged cotton canvas and leather.

jason 9:13:19 PM SO I AM ACCEPTING PAYMENTS FOR PURCHASES OF LUGGAGE
jason 9:13:30 PM THAT ARE MADE IN AFRICA
jason 9:13:35 PM AND PURCHASED IN THE UK

jennymoon3333 9:13:39 PM yeah ..

jason 9:13:53 PM HOW DOES AUSTRALIA TIE INTO THIS

jennymoon3333 9:14:36 PM All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in the states.These payments are in cashiers cheque and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the cheque collect your payment and wire the rest to us via western union
The problem we have is trust,But we have our way of getting anyone that gets away with our money,i mean the fbi………

jason 9:15:39 PM I WOULDN’T HAVE TO GO TO GITMO IF WE GOT CAUGHT, WOULD I?

jennymoon3333 9:16:05 PM gitmo?
jennymoon3333 9:16:24 PM We are looking for a representatives who is based in United States, Someone who his Faithful and Honest who will be helping us recieving payments from our customers based in the states. We are willing to pay $400 or 10% per everypayment you recieve from our clients on our behalf and you can still keep ur regular job while you work as it wouldn’t affect your present state of job

jason 9:17:05 PM I HAVEN’T HEARD ‘FAITHFUL’ AND ‘HONEST’ AND ‘TRUST’ SO MUCH SINCE I WATCHED THE GODFATHER
jason 9:17:18 PM OK, I’M SOLD, WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME

jennymoon3333 9:18:01 PM okay
jennymoon3333 9:18:09 PM so will you love to work with the company ?

jason 9:18:36 PM I WILL LOVE MAKING WITH THE COMPANY!

jennymoon3333 9:19:27 PM okay fine
jennymoon3333 9:19:49 PM And am sure you will enjoy working with the company ….
jennymoon3333 9:20:16 PM they are willing to $400 iin any transaction you got there
jennymoon3333 9:21:20 PM All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our reliable customers in the united States.These payments will be coming to you in either Cashiers Check,Money Orders which are drawn on US Bank and hey will be issued in your Name and send to you as our representatives.which one of this check will you be able to cash immediately from ur bank or cashing place immediately…..Money Order….Cashier Cheque….Traveller’s Cheque
jennymoon3333 9:21:21 PM BUZZ!!!

jason 9:22:20 PM WHAT IS A CHEQUE
jason 9:22:36 PM IS THAT FRENCH?

jennymoon3333 9:22:51 PM that is what you will be getting from a clinet
jennymoon3333 9:22:52 PM client
jennymoon3333 9:22:56 PM were are you right now

jason 9:23:36 PM I AM IN WARSHINGTON STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

jennymoon3333 9:24:09 PM yes i know that huh
jennymoon3333 9:24:19 PM you will be working with the company from there okay
jennymoon3333 9:24:29 PM and it going to be good for both of us huh
jennymoon3333 9:25:25 PM BUZZ!!!

jason 9:25:40 PM OKAY

jennymoon3333 9:25:53 PM okay

jason 9:25:56 PM YOU MENTIONED THE FBI EARLIER AND I ASKED MY MOM AND SHE SAID THEY ARE THIEVES
jason 9:26:26 PM WHAT DID YOU MEAN ABOUT THE FBI GETTING AWAY WITH YOUR MONEY

jennymoon3333 9:26:43 PM As soon as you receive any payment from any of our clients,all you need to do is take it to your Bank or a Pawn Shop or a Check Cashing Place around you and have it cashed it,then you going to deduct your $400 or 10% from it and send whatever the remaining to the company based on instruction that will be given to you.
jennymoon3333 9:26:55 PM well the company did that for a security purpose
jennymoon3333 9:27:03 PM are you going to hurt the company ?
jennymoon3333 9:27:27 PM do you want to hurt the company by taken their money away ?

jason 9:28:08 PM WHAT IS THE COMPANY AGAIN
jason 9:28:14 PM NO I GUESS NOT
jason 9:28:23 PM I WOULDN’T WANT TO UPSET THE LEADER

jennymoon3333 9:28:25 PM okay nice
jennymoon3333 9:28:32 PM fine
jennymoon3333 9:28:46 PM If you are interested i would need you to give me your Full Name,Contact Address,Phone Number and your e-mail address so i can send it to my client and he’ll issue and the payment to you
jennymoon3333 9:30:09 PM okay …

jason 9:30:37 PM OK IT SI STEPHEN WRIGHT 669 1337TH STREET YAKIMA WASHINGTON 93670 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS BIGDADDY_6972_666@AOL.COM

jennymoon3333 9:31:03 PM okay fine
jennymoon3333 9:31:14 PM so what is your phone number .. ?

jason 9:32:56 PM 206-596-1733

jennymoon3333 9:33:07 PM it wouldnt cost u any amount,u are to receive are payments which will be sent to u by fedex or usps from our business patners, which would come in a cashiers cheque, then u are to cash it and send to us via western union money transfer

jason 9:33:31 PM OKAY IS THERE A BENEFITS PACKAGE
jason 9:33:42 PM I MIGHT NEED SOME DENTAL WORK SOON

jennymoon3333 9:33:47 PM yeah ..
jennymoon3333 9:34:01 PM haved you ever send a money through western union before
jennymoon3333 9:34:02 PM ?

jason 9:34:53 PM NO BUT THE ADVERTISEMENTS ON THE TELEVISION MAKE IT SEEM VERY EASY. ALSO THERE IS A CUTE GIRL WHO WORKS THE SERVICE DESK AT THE SAFEWAY THIS WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TALK TO HER!

jennymoon3333 9:35:20 PM okay fine …

jason 9:36:41 PM I AM WATCHING A PRESENTATION ON YOUR COMPANY WEBSITE AND THERE IS A GUY TALKING BUT HIS ACCENT IS VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND CAN YOU TRANSLITERATE IT FOR ME IT IS THIS ONE http://www.jamie-mcintyre.com/index2.htm THIS ONE
jason 9:37:41 PM JENNY DO YOU PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT I NEED A FEMALE TO ATTRACT PLAYYERS TO MY CLAN
jason 9:38:43 PM BUZZ!
jason 9:46:06 PM BUZZ!
jason 9:47:58 PM HO NO IT ISN’T THE FBIES IS IT?

jennymoon3333 9:50:19 PM BUZZ!!!
jennymoon3333 9:50:27 PM ok
jennymoon3333 9:50:27 PM sorry i got disconnected

jason 9:51:23 PM OKAY DID YOU SEE MY QUESTION ABOUT THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT

jennymoon3333 9:51:35 PM yes i did
jennymoon3333 9:51:41 PM waht do you want me to do with that ?

jason 9:52:01 PM WHAT SERVER DO YOU PLAY ON

jennymoon3333 9:52:18 PM nope
jennymoon3333 9:52:26 PM am new to tis internet things
jennymoon3333 9:52:31 PM if not my work here in uk
jennymoon3333 9:52:47 PM i’ll be back home to the state soon

jason 9:52:58 PM OH THAT IS COOL WHERE ARE YOU FROM

jennymoon3333 9:53:21 PM I’m from pine bluff AR

jason 9:57:00 PM YOU SHOULD PLAY THE WORLD OR WARSCRAFT
jason 9:57:04 PM IT IS A VERY FUN GAME ON THE INTERNET
jason 9:57:33 PM THOUGH MY MOM SAYS IT WILL TURN MY BRAIN INTO MUSH!
jason 9:59:01 PM I PLAY A PALADIN NAMED ‘NIGHTRANGER’

jennymoon3333 9:59:19 PM okay

jason 10:00:27 PM I HAVE A TRIAL YOU CAN USSE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT OUT

jennymoon3333 10:01:11 PM okay nice
jennymoon3333 10:01:17 PM well am tired here now
jennymoon3333 10:01:23 PM i got too go to bed now okay
jennymoon3333 10:02:06 PM I’ll talk to you in the morning
jennymoon3333 10:02:07 PM okay

jason 10:02:40 PM OKAY WE WILL WORK TOGETHER THAT IS GREAT OK HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

jennymoon3333 10:03:07 PM thank you
jennymoon3333 10:03:08 PM bye

jason 10:04:35 PM WAIT ISN’T IT DAYTIME THERE

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laura 9:53:57 PM there’s a cute girl at the service desk at safeway?
jason 9:54:26 PM HER NAME IS LURLEEN
laura 9:54:46 PM does she have all of her teeth?
jason 9:55:12 PM ALL THE IMPORTANT ONES
laura 9:55:21 PM why are you yelling?
jason 9:55:33 PM BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

I get a ton of these a month. Usually I get an email address out of them and send them animated GIF porn, but I decided to play with this one.

parmela_larry 2:18:09 AM I am parmelathe Deputy Personnal Manager for Rose House Hold Manufacturing Company in London,England..Am appointed to recruit an employee from your state to work for us and be earning $300 twice a week on every transaction may be up to twice Or thrice in a week depends on how payment comes in from customers and your honesty also counts…Get Back To Me If You Are Intrested In The Job For More Details

jason 2:21:04 AM wow, i bet this is nothing at all like the other job offers I get over IM!
jason 2:21:43 AM PLEASE TELL ME MORE

parmela_larry 2:22:02 AM are you intersted in the job offer
parmela_larry 2:22:20 AM Okay before we proceed I’ll like to know your name age/sex/location and what you do for a living,because this is what’ll determine if you’re qualified for the job.

jason 2:22:39 AM you typed that pretty fast
jason 2:22:43 AM that was cool
jason 2:22:45 AM do it again

parmela_larry 2:22:53 AM I am parmela Female From London England,I work for ROSE HOUSE HOLD TRADING COMPANY (RHHTC) in England

jason 2:22:59 AM wow
jason 2:23:24 AM if this job requires typing skills like you have, i don’t think i qualify.

parmela_larry 2:23:40 AM lol
parmela_larry 2:23:47 AM nope
parmela_larry 2:24:16 AM we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieve payments from our customers in the states. Can you work as a part time job and you will earn $300 Per transaction and sometimes it’s gonna be twice in a week transaction and you will make up to $600 Per week this wouldn’t affect your present state of Job …. Are you intrested in the job offer …???

jason 2:24:55 AM well, I think you’re really nice, but I couldn’t bring myself to fuck you.
jason 2:25:29 AM oops
jason 2:25:31 AM wrong window

parmela_larry 2:25:57 AM ]where are you from

jason 2:26:44 AM seattle. well, not really seattle. east of seattle. we call it ‘the eastside’. like orange county is now ‘the OC’, y’know. we kick it eastside.
jason 2:29:48 AM hello? I am still interested in this excellent job opprotunity over here.
jason 2:29:58 AM BUZZ!!!

parmela_larry 2:30:03 AM Where Are You From?

jason 2:30:13 AM seattle. well, not really seattle. east of seattle. we call it ‘the eastside’. like orange county is now ‘the OC’, y’know. we kick it eastside.
jason 2:30:24 AM hey, i figured out how you do that typing so fast thing
jason 2:30:30 AM maybe I can work for you after all
jason 2:31:53 AM also, I want you to know that I am the treasurer to the pacific northwest division of NAMBLA.
jason 2:34:39 AM BUZZ!!!
jason 2:36:15 AM look, I’m in talks with another company in need of a US contact over IM.
jason 2:36:52 AM i’m afraid I’m going to have to take their offer. this is my two weeks notice.
jason 2:37:05 AM you can either cash out my vacation or I’ll take it now.

..zzz..

EDIT: I got so bored I banned myself on SomethingAwful.